Atlanta's Emory University professor and "Satanic Verses" novelist Salman Rushdie used Twitter to tweak Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage, reports the Associated Press.
And per his usual style that mixes unusual wordplay, pun, and narrative, it was in the form of a little limerick:
"The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian"
"her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share?"
"But kardashian fell klean outa fashian."

